Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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