I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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