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It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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