There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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