Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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