He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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