He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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