This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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