Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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