dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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