What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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