BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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