Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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