We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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