what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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