Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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