So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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