Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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