There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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