I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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