So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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