This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
