We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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