What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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