god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
