I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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