Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
pray to the hookup gods
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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