Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
