So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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