Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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