I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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