i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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