i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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