Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm really busy with my period
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