He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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