we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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