If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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