God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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