so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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