Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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