Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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