All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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