it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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