Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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