My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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