So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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