doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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