You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
