remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I believe in your delicious
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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