I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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