I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so let's talk penis.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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