I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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